You’re a sailing ship and I’m the anchor to keep you steady.
Your lips are deceiving.
You’re a cunt.
You’re so ’90s, I love it.
Did you really meet Gavin Rossdale? Tell me the story!
God, she sucks you’re the better ginger.
It should have been you.
The sexiest thing about you is your brain.
Its starting to really piss me off that you’re right all the time.
You’re weird the sooner you realize that the better off you’ll be.
Why are you awesome at giving speeches?
You’re a gray area.
I love you.
I miss you.
Will you go to prom with me?
Congratulations! You’ve been accepted to Kutztown University of Pennsylvania.
Teresa Nutter……………………..Terry Pterodoctyl
I didn’t anticipate this first performance to be that good.
You’re so funny.
I’m breaking up with you.
You’re a beautiful person, I need to hug you <- Gavin Rossdale. GAVIN. ROSSDALE.
I’m so sorry, she was a wonderful person.
You look just like her.
Wow, after meeting your family you make so much sense.
I’m pregnant (with Thomas)
I’m pregnant (with Abigal)
My cousin Teresa is a lot of fun to play with.
You’re my best friend.
It’s safe to say you’re my favorite student.
There should be more Teresa Nutters in the world.